Snapshot scans aren't enough. HTTP/HTTPS + DNS + TCP + Playwright synthetic (behind-login flows), checked from our monitoring node in the Netherlands. A 3-fail / 2-ok rule keeps one blip from paging anyone. 6 alert channels. When the incident closes, an AI model drafts the post-mortem from the timeline. Public status page + embed SVG badge.
An incident opens only after three failed checks in a row and closes after two good ones. On open, 6 channels fire in parallel; up to 5 on-call escalation tiers; on close, an AI model drafts a short post-mortem from the timeline, labelled as an AI draft.
Public status page (slug globally UNIQUE) + Shields.io-style embed SVG badge + 30-day uptime %. White-label v1.0: subpath + accent_color + logo_url.
One monitor on Free; 5 on Freelancer, 15 on Studio, 50 on Agency.